اینم پست جدید اس ام اس هایی که تو صندوق ورودی گوشی من بود امیدوارم لذت ببرید
Medoni farge bozorgtaren moz ba kochektaren moz chye?! ...
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Eshkale nadare az ye mamone dege meporsam
Nefrine 2006: Elahi jojetighi to konet EX beterekone
فینگلیش: نفرین 2006: الهی جوجه تیغی تو کونت ایکس بترکونه
Deshab khab dedam omadi dam khonamon ye lebase narenje khilli khoshrang poshedi goftam chekar dari gofte omadam ashgalato bebaram zod bedeh alan jam mezaran
فنگلیش: دیشب خواب
دیدم اومدی دم خونمون یه لباس نارنجی خیلی قشنگ پوشیده بودی گفتم چکار داری گفتی اومدم اشغالاتو ببرم زود بیارش جام نزارن
arabe too otaghe nozadan vaisade bood va dasht bache ha ro tamasha mikard yeki azash miporse: Bebakhshid Bachatoon Kodoome? mige : Un 2 Radife Bala
فنگلیش: عربه تو اتاق نوزادان وایساده بودو داشت بچه ها رو تماشا میکرد یکی ازش میپورسه ببخشید بچتون کدومه؟ میگه اون 2 ردیف بالا.
Az mohabbat kirha paa mishavad -- az mohabbat leng-haa vaa mishavad -- bi mohabbat har kosi khol mishavad -- bi mohabbat kir ha shol mishavad !
Msg: Ghanoone panjome nioton :agar ba sorat noor dore derakht bodoee, mitony koone khodet bezary.
فنگلیش: قانون 5 نیوتون: اگه با سرعت نور دور درخت بدوی میتونی کون خودت بزاری.
Bache meymoone be madaresh mige maman man chera zeshtam? mamanesh mige khodaro shokr kon ke shabihe ooni nisti ke alan dare in messago mikhoone
فنگلیش: بچه میمونه به مامانش میگه : مامان من چرا زشتم مامانش میگه بررو خدا رو شکر کن که شبیه اون نیستی که داره این مسیج رو میخونه.
Hitler dar akharin sokhanranish goft akhten deusch armi kikhden kokhden koloften smsden repeat isnaider yani ..ire artesh alman tu kun unai ke sms tekrari midan
Ye zarbolmasale Engelisi: Vaghti be zoore aslahe gereftanet va mikhastan bokonanet va hich charee nadashti khodeto shol kon va az dadan lezzat bebar.
فنگلیش: یه ضرب المثل انگلیسی : وقتی به زور اسلحه گرفتنت و می خواستن بکننت و هیچ جاره ای نداشتی خودتو شل کن و از دادن لذت ببر
Esme man andishe vaghti kiram shagh mishe hichi halim nemishe mibaramet to bishe mikonamet ta rishe onvaght bego chi mishe? Kone to pareh mishe.Abe man rikhte mishe dare koonet khis mishe kire man razi mishe
Be torke migan tormoze a.b.s. Chiye? Mige to pich jade kare hazrat abolfazl ro mikone
Ye rooz az ye moorchehe miporsan chera depresi mige 7 sal asheghe dokhtare boodam hala fahmidam tofale chaiee boode...
فنگلیش: یه روز به یه مورچه میگن چرا دپرسی میگه 7 سال عاشق یه دختره بودم حالا فهمیدم تفاله چای بوده
Age gofti dokhtara hengame sex be chi fekr mikonan 3% be sorakheshon. 5% be bache. 7%be kire bozorgtar. 85%be in fekr mikonan ke neshon bedan avalin bareshoone
zane period: jade laghzande ast
zane jendeh : oboure kamiyon azad
zane hameleh : ehtemale soghote bahman
zane rashti : azadrah
zane 50 sale : jadeh dar daste tamir
Woman: kheyli bozorge , Man : adat mikoni , W: az posht dard migireh! M : ja baz mikoneh ! W:ne mikhamm! M : bozorge !? W : are ! M : begam ye kafshe dige biare
فنگلیش : زن:خیلی بزرگه مرد:عادت میکنی زن:از پشت درد میگیره مرد: جا باز میکنه زن:نمیخوامش مرد:بزرگه؟ زن: اره مرد: میگم یه کفش دیگه بیاره
Ye torki mireh olampik azash miporsan be che maghami fekr mikoni?
Mige .. Maghame moazameh rahbari...
یه ترکه میره المپیک
ازش میپرسن به چه مقامی فکر میکنی...؟ میگه: مقام معظم رهبری
Sargarmi: Horofe zir ra be tartibe shomare moratab konid.
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Hargez donbale kasi nabash ke betoni ba oon zendegi koni,balke donbale kasi bash ke natoni bedone oon zendegi koni...
Man ba in ghaziye daram zendegi mikonam...
1daghighe tol mikeshe ke ye dost peyda koni,1saat tol mikeshe ke parastesh koni,1roz tol mikeshe ke dost dashte bashi,vali 1omr tol mikeshe ta faramosh koni...faramosh kardan kheyli sakhte...
*' EZDEVAJ 'yani:
(E)y
(Z)endegi
(D)aram
(E)mshab
(V)ase
(A)kharindafe
(J)agh mizanam!
.Salarkhan: vuigoolanzj Leilun open bid...!
shirfarhad: kho hala in ke gofti in yani che? Salarkhan: yani pardash gushe nadashte bid jigar!
Zerang to nisti,zerang livane ke az hame lab migire,zerang aftabas ke kune hamaro mibine,zerang zanbure ke hame anesho mikhoran.
فینگلیش: زرنگ تو نیستی زرنگ لیوانه که از همه لب میگیره زرنگ افتابس که کون همه رو میبینه زرنگ زنبوره که همه عنشو میخورن
Ghanone 6 nioton:
har vaght didi ye chizi bar khelafe jazebe zamin bala omad soorakhe kooneto begir farar kon.
فنگلیش: قانون6 نیوتون: هر وقت دیدی یه چیزی بر خلاف نیروی جاذبه زمین بالا اومد سوراخ کونتو بگیر فرار کن.
Mikhamet , na bekhatere sedaghatet, na bekhatere refaghatet, na bekhatere lejajatet,MIKHAMET faghat bekhatere khode Kesafatet!!!
Dishab khiale rokhat dar mah
dideboodam engar fazanavardan darmah ride bodand
فینگلیش: دیشب خیال رویت در ماه دیده بودم گویا فضا نوردان در ماه ریده بودند.
Hargez nago ke dost dari,agar haghighatan bedan ahameiat nemidahi.darbare ehsasat sokhan nago,agar vaghean vojod nadarad.hargez dasti ro nagir ,vaghti ghasde shekaste ghalbesh ro dari
Hargez nago baraye hamishe,vaghti midani ke joda mishavi.hargez be chashmani negah nakon,vaghti ghasde dorogh goftan dari
Dar tariki 3 sham roshan kardam avali vase bodanet 2vomi vase didanet 3vomi vase bosidanet va dar akhar har 3 ra khamosh kardam vase kardanet.
torke mire balaie paie bargh miganesh bepa sima lokhtan
raft bala dad zad; yala ...yala...sima khanom yala
3 daste az adama kooni hastand: 1-jok nagofti mikhandan 2-nazade miraghsan 3-sms tekrari midan
BE SHOSHTARIYE MIGAN ZANETO DOST DARI YA BAGHELE RO,,, 1SAAT FEKR KARD BAAD GOFT AZEY GERAT VANDIM SAR DORAHI !!!
RASHTEYE BA ZANESH MIRE MAKE , TANHA BARMIGARDE MIGAN CHERA TANHA BARGASHTI?MI VALA MA RO BORDAN MARVE KHANOOMO BORDAN SAFA!
Dozde tofango migire joloye LOR mige:zaneto bede,
LOR ham mide.dozde mige:gool khordi tofange pelastiki bood, LOR ham mige:to ham gool khordi
on khaharame zanam nist ???
2 chiz hich vaght nemikhabeh : bakhte adame khosh bakht , kire adame badbakht...
AZ IK GHAZVINI MIPORSAND F.B.I CHIST? MIGOOIED FADRASION BACHEH BAZI IRAN
4ta 2khtar miran miveforushi yekishun mige agha 5ta moz bedin aghae mige bashe vali shoma ke 4tayin 2khtare mige vah! khob shayad bekhaym yekisho bokhorim!
AZ YK GHAZVINI MIPORSAND CHARA CHONI SHODI? GOFT ZANAM SARSH SHOLOGH BOD MIKHASTAM KOMAKSH KONAM
Torke miporse saat chande migan 3.5 ... mige: gayedan maro az sob ta hala har ki ye chizi mige!
Tim_e fotbäl_e gazvin: kanizares, kano, kannavaro, kandla, kanbiaso, kanigia, okan, hakan, sarmorabi: dadkan
saboori !!... kalbase sedadar mikhori ?oom ........ Ey kalak,hala nobate ,toe ke soosise seda dar bokhori
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6ta morgh bodan ba ye khoros.khorose laghar mishode yeki dige miaran komakesh.baz laghartar mishe migan chete?mige 6ta jende kam bod ye koni ham ezafe kardin
kianoosh az posht sahar naz ra mikone. sahar naz: Hoooo in che rasmie? kianoosh: In dar tehran mode, behesh migan : PISH KOS KONOON
Be 3 chiz dast nazan :
1- dome shir
2- zane pir
3- pooste sir
4- sare kir (in too oon 3 mored nist , mitooni dast bezani ) !!!
Rashti mikhad bereh hajleh. migeh dostan man raftam pardeh bardari shoma ham berid bahreh bardai.
Be torke migan 12 emam o mishnasi? Mige: are Migan: nam bebar? Mige: onjuri na ke, age bebinameshun mishnasam!
Eshgh bazi yani:khordane labe dorosht gereftane sine tu mosht malidane kos ba angosht kardane kun az posht!!!
Zane mire darokhane miporse: kandome XXXXXXXX Larg darin? yaro mige:bale darim, mikhayd? Zane mige:na, mishinam ta moshtarish biyad!!
ghazviniya baray amniyat namazgozarashon janamaz ba ayneh baghal sakhtan!!!
Emroz roze tavalode charli chapline. kasi ke az todeye mardom bod. dar ghamhayash ba mardom, shadi ghesmat kard. be ehteramash yek daghighe ASAASH TOO kunet
bar asase ahadis ahle tasanon va tashayo ; dashtane 3 chiz dar shabe avale zafaf jayez nist : 1) sabre ayyob 2) kose mahjob 3) kire mayob. !!!
To gavi khari asbi olaghi gosfandi shotori baraye foroosh nadari ?
1Nasihat : Movazebe khodet bash . 1Khahesh:aslan avaz nasho. 1Arezu :faramusham nakon.
1Dorugh :dige duset nadaram. 1Haghighat :delam barat tang shode...
tjadm tja.gjemtj vja.gjadmtjp dmwtjagp kodwtjg.bju .....
MOBILETO KE BAR AKS KONI KE HICH , TOO KOONET HAM KE BOKONI BAZAM NEMITUNI BEKHUNI !
5ta tork ghayem mooshak bazi kardan ,
Alan 10sale ke az 4tashoon khabari nist
Ta hala shode ETTEFAGHI ! kun bedi?
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-afarin, man az kesani ke hameye karashun ba barnamas khosham miad!!!
zane rashtiye be shoharesh mige in hamsaye ghazvinimoon vaghty nisty miad mano mikone.yaro mige velesh kon divonas vaghty ham to nisty miad mano mikone
rashtie zanesho ba ye marde to hammom mibine, khoon joloe cheshmasho migire, mire abgarmkon ro khamoosh mikone!!
Ba peida shodane jabeie siahe havapeimaie c130 elate soghote havapeima malom shod.Torke be khaleban kelid karde bode ke man mikham 3rah azadi piade sham.
Be dokhtare goftan Mard ru tarif kon.! dokhtare goft:
Mard mesle video mimoone: FORWARD,BACKWARD,EJECT OFF..!
Ezdevaje
adamo havva too hich mahzari sabt nashod,hich akhondi ham nabood ke sighe bekhone .Badbakhta hamatoon haroomzadeid!!
Akhbar diruz.beyek zane rashti ke dar park midavid tajavoz shod!! Akhbar emruz:hezaran zane rashti emrooz dar park davidand
pirezan be ye taxi mige: "namaze jome", Ranande mige vally madar emruz ke 3shanbas!!!? pirezan mige eva khak be sarom didi haji dishab golom zad
Marde mire khastgari, pedare aros miporse: agha khodet bego khalafet chie? mige: adams ziad mikhoram! Mige: faghat hamin, hala baraye chi? mige:akhe migan boye sigaro az bein mibare. pedare mige: mage shoma sigar mikeshin, pesare mige: are,akhe ghabl az kos kardan kamaro seft mikone! mige:mage shoma kos ham mikonin? mige:are, hamishe ke nemishe koon kard!!
Koofi anan az ahmadinezhad miporse chera dar iran hoghoogh bashar ra_ayat nemishe? Ahmadinezhad mige ha... In ke vagoftiyni che?
be torke migan: ali yaret! mige: time ma takmile, yare khodet.
Zane zarf mishoste boshghaba ro ba basanesh khoshk mikarde , marde mighe livaanaa ro ham bede man khoshk konam !
Midoni shebahat daeenasor ba dokhtar najib chie? .
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Nasl har2 mongharez shode
Albaloo shaftaloo del gholve jigar shikar ghand asal tala noghre alminium ahan pare yakhchal kohne ferizer kohne motore soookhte noooone khooshk mikharim ..
zendegi 3bar behet doroogh mige:1-vaghti be donyat miare2-vaghti asheghet mikone3-vaghti zendegito azat migire ta behet bege hamash khabi boodo bas
SHOARE ROZE JAHANEYE AIDS: AGAR DARI TO AGHLO DANESHO HOOSH , BEKHAR KANDOM BEKESH ROOSHO BOKON TOOSH
Farghe bine Tars , Esteres va Vahshat midoni cheye ?? vaghti mitarsi ke dost dokhtaret hamelas , vaghti essteres dari ke zanet hamelas vaghti vahshat dari ke jofteshoon hamelan
Midoni chera 2ta tork
nemitonan kenare ham
bekhaban ?
Chon hamash sar in ke
ki vasat bekhbe dava daran.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z qustion:where is U? answer:U is in my heart!
There is a party over the sky.All of the angels have to be there.God and others are there but the party will not start because one angel is reading this sms
1 jahangarde mire ye rosta az 1 torke miporse shoma che chize ajibi darid ? mige 1 marde143 sale jahangarde mige chetori mishe didesh ? Torke :nemish
man ahmadi nejadam, bad tipo ham javadam ,gooyam sokhan faravan ba on ke bi savadam,tighe jilet nadaram,man yare bi joorabam,payam dahad kami boo,man yare mehrabanam
vaghti negam be negahesh oftaaad, bi ekhtiar badanam larzid va paham sost shood, ?ghalbam be top top oftad, faghat tonestam faryad bezanam va begaaaaaam, vay ?SOOOOOOSK ?..............
marda 4 dasteh hastan 1: zz (zan zalil) 2: zsh (zan shahid) 3 : zh (zan halak) 4 :zzz (zer mizanan ke zan zalil nistan )
Torke Rishe Bozi Mizare Gorge Mikhoretesh
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torke mire restoran. garson mige chee mil dareen?torke mige cholokabab. garson :koobide ya barg?torkenesh deegeh be to rabtee nadareh
be torke migan midooni emam hosseen ro koga dafn kardan,Mige na,migan karbala deegeh baba..torke migeh khosha be saadatesh
be torke migan ba vatan jomle besaz,mige man dirooz sar va tanam ra shostam,migan:IQ!! ba teye daste dar,mige:ettefaghan ba teye dastedar shostam
marda 4 dasteh hastan 1: zz (zan zalil) 2: zsh (zan shahid) 3 : zh (zan halak) 4 :zzz (zer mizanan ke zan zalil nistan )
be khare migan raste ke torka kharan mige valla yemozakerati shode amma ma hanoooz zire bar naraftim
Torke Kiresh Mikhabe ...Tokhmasho Midozdan
Nirooye entezami elam karde jasade ye bach koni peyda shode. Kheili negaranetam zoodtar behem ye zang bezan
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Midoni age 5 ta dokhtar toye
206 beshinan chi mishe?
{kompote holo}
abadanie mire englis
mire too ye tablo forooshi mige: (Ka... Tablo tamam ghad ma maro dari?) ye negah behesh mindaze mige na...! abadanie goft: (ooooooh inja ham tamoom shod?)
maraseme aroosi dar barare(aroos konoon):
1.roo takht keshoon
2.short dar bakerdoon
3.lapa binoon
4.kos lisoon
5.kir tof zanoon
6.sar andaroon
7.aab bepaashoon
Yaro 100 toman mindaze sadaghe 2metr bad tasadof mikone
on donya mige: man ke sadage dadam chera mordam?
khoda mige: Haaaa, pulet gushe nadashte bid Jeeegar
dastamo mindazam dore kamaret labamo mizaram ro labet az osareye vajodet minosham........I LOVE YOU NOOSHABE
torke ba khare ezdevaj mikone bachashoon talasemi mishe (hamkhoonie nazdik)
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YE BACHE TO GHAZVIN GOM MISHE POLIS MIGE:AZ YABANDE MIKHAHIM EMSHAB KE HICH TA FARDA BACHE RO TAHVIL BEDE TA MA PASFARDA BE KHANEVADASH BARGARDONIM
ezraeil mire soraghe ghazvinie mige: Shenasnamato bede mikham batelesh konam ghazvinie mige: Zire ghalie jorat dari boro varesh dar.
torke savare taxi mishe daro nemibande ranande mige daro beband torke mige kheili zerangi mikhai keraie darbasti begiri
torke raft ampool bezane khabid roo takht doktor ta omad ampool bezane torke dad mizane;hei doktor mage koori soorakh be in bozorgi koja mizani..?
Moshtareke Gerami Be Elate Ekhtelal Dar Shabake Mokhaberati Mobaile shoma 5 daghighe Digar Dar Halate Vibre Gharar Migirad Pas Bekon too Koonet Halesho bebar
مشترك گرامی
به دليل اختلال در شبكه مخابراتى موبايل شما 5 دقيقه ديگر در حالت ويبرة قرار مى گيرد پس بزار تو كونت حالشو ببر...
Be torke migan (@) yani che ?
migeh yani akhe doret begardam.
AZ YE KI MIPORSAN FARG BAYNEH YE MONSHI KHOB BA KHLI KHOB CHIYEH MIGH MONSHI KHOB MIGEH SOB BEKHER RAES MONSHI KHLI KHOB MIGAH SOB SHODEH RAES
Be akhunde goftan az khodetoon goshad tar soragh darin .goft are .oonaee ke be ma migan eltemase doaa.
be daria minegaram , to ra mibinam
be aseman minegaram, to ra mibinam
be zamin minegaram, to ra mibinam
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baba ye zare boro oonvar tar
ghorboonet
Booye kose soosano yasaman amad/abam boroon az kamar ta dahan amad/mellate kos gij ma kir be sar amad /dolate maghboole ma tokhmi dar amad (daheye fajr mobarak)
Boro paeen!
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Paeentar!
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Chera vaysadi? Baba boro paeentar!
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Ye zarre dige.
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Khoobe haminjas, suck bezan,
(_!_) koone normal
(__!__)koone chagh
(!) koone laghar
(_¤_) koone khoob
(_0_)koone goshad
(_()_) koone pare
33333POHS
NOOH6VP
3SOH6 ZV
NVW 3l3P
3IVHdVM !q
3IVHdVM !q
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mobileto bargardoon !
eirakeras hethseven israf,nazanrooz maziza, iraim rahsef tedohk eb irad iliehk manokim sashe
{az paein be bala va az rast be chap bekhoon}
1.shebahat mosh va mard?hardo donbal sorakh migardan 2.shebahat taghvim va kos?hardo vaghti ghermzan tatilan 3.shebahat mah va short?hardo shab darmian
Ghazvineye vasiyat mikone vaghti man mordam mano besozonid khakestaramo podre bache konid!
maah be khorshid mige mardom kheyli avazian!
harshab khodeshun mioftan ruham chizi nist!
Vali sali 1bar ke manoto bioftim ruham hezarta durbin ruma zum mikonan!
Be Gave Migan Bozorgtarin Arezoot Chie mige Arezoo Daram Ye Bar too Vanet Jelo Beshinam.
Ghazvinie mire jebhe amare koshteha ziad mishe0baraye inke vaghti bomb va tir mizadan kasi nemikhabide
Moshtareke gerami : In SMS serfan be manzoore kir kardan shoma ferestade shode, va hich arzesh digari nadarad
Khatar! age in sms ro bekhoni, "virus" varede maghzet mishe! loding... 10%... 50%... 90%... error! maghz peyda nashod!!!
Foot foot fooot fooooooooooooot fooot foot foot fooooot foot mozaheme smsi!!
3 Kare Ke Anjameshoon Too Iran Gheire Momkene
1: Shali Kari Too Ghazvin
2: Tashkhise Hoviat To Rasht
3: Adam Shenasi Dar Ardebil
khoroose ro mindazan tooye ferizer bad az 5 s@ daresho baz mikonan mibinan khoroose dare nafas nafas mizane mige :har kari kardam paye in morghe baz nashod ....
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ah mash aroom bash ino begir bezar lash dard nadare saket bashsaresho begir bezr lash movazebe koonet bash
Ye Khabare Mohem
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Hamin Alan Elam Kardan
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Dafdare Maghame Moazame Rahbari...
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Torke Mire Estakhr Ahange Titanik Mizaran Ghargh Mishe
tanha tanine shabhaie man
sedaie tost...
tanha to hasty ke darnime shab sooratam ra navazesh mikoni
tanha dalile shab bidari man to hasty
(( ...Pashe...))
Mikham To Ro
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Bok
Boko
Bokosham
Khoshhal Shodi?Fekr Kardi Mikham To Ro :
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Bokhoram?
Baz Ham Khoshhal Shodi?fekr Kardi Mikham ...
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,Tabrik Migam Shoma Tonestid Be Zaboon Maymonha Sohbat Konid
Akharin Fatvaie Maraje Ghom Sader Shod :
Ehtiate Vajeb Bar In Ast Ke Mosafer Dar Ghazvin Namaz Ra Bedoone Rokoo va Sojood Bekhanad
مسیج های که شب یلدا رسید
shadihayat be bolandie emshab,va ghamhayat be kutahie emruz bad. mobarak!
Azize hamzaban ,omretan chon yalda deraz va shabhayetan garmtar va porforoughtar az har rooze aftabi bad,shoore shabe yaldatan ba shadi amikhte bad
salam akhare paeiz shode joojehatoono shemordin?
